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toyota:

Who wants a hand job?

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greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

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moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cyclonemetal:

"well, it seems we are at an impasse."

"so we are. carry on, cat"

"same to you, bird."

"NEITHER OF US CAN EAT THE OTHER SO LET US SAY GOOD DAY"

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sararye:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

rebelliouslittlemockingjay:

some awesome signs outside the Supreme Court

May I just please direct your attention to the facial expression of the girl in the middle last picture? It’s quite amazing.

not long ago our marriage was illegal 

if that doesn’t put shit in perspective then what does

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scarypoke:

babygirl-in-daddys-world:

mister-daddy:

daddys-rainbow-princess:

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

What the fucking shit

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